dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
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How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.