How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
did i just pee glitter
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented