No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol