Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!