toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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