S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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