these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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