We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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