I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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