Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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