I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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