Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Randomize
