we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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