Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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