I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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