haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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