a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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