I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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