remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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