Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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