If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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