At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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