So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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