Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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