You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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