Non-Jews are for practice
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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