I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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