u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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