I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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