you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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