Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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