I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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