Pappa wants mamma naked
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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