I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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