You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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