I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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