where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I love you. Go after that dick
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
