i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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