Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.