Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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