So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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