Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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