Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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