I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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