they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Shame - the story of my life.
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