Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
His nipple licking is glorious
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