I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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