grandma shit on top of the toilet
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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