i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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