I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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