your parents love me but you hate me
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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Just pee around me
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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