Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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