i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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