I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you traded sex for a burrito?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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