i think i have herpe
just one?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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