Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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