What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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