i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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